No, the scarf had done it's job. It is now 01:00 and I'm very tired. I've promised Emma that the photos would be ready and on here by tomorrow morning, erm, today, erm, monday. Hang on, that is today. Total sleep deprivation can't be good for you can it? Who knows.
     
 

The Chad, the Vodka and coke and the wardrobe.

I'd started with wine, had pints of bitter in the middle with a couple of shots thrown in for good measure and now I was drinking the old double vodka and cokes. I'm not sure if you can tell from my face but I was in a different world now. I love it.

 

 
     
 

John & Caroline.

While we were in the moon under water, we met two people called John and Caroline. This is them stood by a thing. The thing looks like some sort of weather/pollution station but why is it on the pavement here? It's pretty ugly and if anybody knows what it does, then please let me know. Post your answers on my forum. Thank you.

 

 

The Toilet pictures.

By this time, we had moved onto the Cuban Exchange. I made the mistake of giving Emma my camera to hold and this her photography technique demonstrated here, in the ladies toilets. I should give my camera to the ladies more.

 

 

The hot chick.

She's never met me, but I fancy the bird in the middle. I don't know why, but I think she's hot. Emma took this pic so maybe I should ask her. If you are reading this hot chick, then please leave me a message on my forum. Thanks.

 

 

From Left to Right.

Danii, Caroline, John & Emma.

 

 
 

No scarf, but fanny magnetism has rubbed off.

What can I say? The ladies love me.

 
 

Alcohol? No, we don't touch it.

The booze is running through their veins, they've smoked a thousand fags and now they've got the giggles. Me? Well I am just taking pictures and trying to focus. I have to say, I'm doing pretty well.

 

 
 

They're from wales. I think.

Ok, so if I remember rightly, John was from wales and Caroline was from Sutton? This is the first time I can actually recall something from the night and I can't believe it. Its never happened before. What's going on? Am I going through 'the change'?

 

 
 

She loves me.

Yes, I fancied her too.

 

 

School Reunion reason 3.

This is Phil Clarke. He also went to school with me. I've not seen him for about a year, but everytime I do I'm always hammered. I was most probably talking nonsense to him last night. I say that because guess what? I can't remember.