Ok, so it's not a school reunion. I'm sorry to mislead you. I had made plans to meet up with a girl from school. Her name is, well, her name was Emma Ashworth. She's since been married and I have absolutely no idea what her surname is now! Sorry Emma. You'd have thought that spending a whole night with an old friend would have given me plenty of opportunity to discover her surname but no - we kind of just got drunk.
     
 

Pre-outing.

A typical girls room. Emma is on the right and on the left is Danii, who I'd only met that night. Obviously knowing I was gonna be wasted that night, I thought I'd give my stomach a little warning so I dug out two bottles of wine to warm up with.
     
 

The Dating site.

Hey I'm not the only one doing the dating site experiment! Danii is absolutely addicted to it. Not that she lusts after sex-craved men al the time, she just likes to chat to people (that's how it seemed anyway). She's quite good at multi tasking as well - she's chatting to some random bloke on the dating site, doing her makeup, drinking her wine and posing for a photo - very good.

The Moon Under Water.

It's a pub. We had a drink in here. It was nice. I especially like the red bin outside. Pictured here are Emma (left) and Danii (right).

It's a wetherspoon's pub and the booze is as cheap as water in here. Good news for all the local tramps and lowlife scum - not that it attracts them here...

The Wheatsheaf.

We had moved on and now found ourselves amidst emptyness. The bar here never really gets busy, but I like it. You are almost always guaranteed a strange character in here and they always make good entertainment.

Here you can see the two girls displaying their long legs. Both of them (with heels) are about six foot five or something like that. Luckily the room was empty when this stunt was performed.

My First Pint.

When the manager sees this, the poor barman is probably going to get the sack for letting Danii behind the bar to pull me a pint of Banks's Original. Let's hope the manager hasn't got access to the internet...
 

Last Orders.

I have no idea what time it is but I think it was last orders at the bar. Maybe. We guzzled a few shots and I think we were all feeing the effects (or was that just me again?).
 

Character #1

Remember those 'characters' I said you would find in here?
 

Characters #2,3 & 4

No comment.

 

Character #6

Ok, so the 'character' joke got stale pretty much straight away, but there you go. I don't know who this guy his, why he was sitting near us or what his name was. Sorry.

Emma's hugging spree.

Is it me or has emma hugged everyone tonight?

I was going to ridicule these people who I've never met in my life but I made a mistake whilst taking the pics - I handed out cards with the site's address on it and now I'm buggered. Oh well. I guess I can only say that these are nice and interesting people...