Random person #472...

Random to me, but Emma knows him. I'll put his name in as soon as she tells me.

How tall?

Scott had been eating his porridge oats and had grown out of nowhere. Either that or Danielle had shrunk from six foot ten to a mere four foot two.

Or she was just sitting down.

Emma...

Emma. Hmmm... She's a scalf stealer.

Can you tell it's three o'clock in the am and I'm running out of relatively witty retorts?

Ok - I'll make an effort - I'll just refer myself to a good comedy book, hang on...

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet...

Sorry - I've just been referring to Roger's Profanisaurus written by the guys from 'The Viz'.

I really can't remember who these people are but Emma knows them.

The local Landlord...

We bumped into this guy and he went on to explain that he's the landlord of our local pub - The Mount Tavern in Penn. He was allowed to touch Emma's chest on this occasion because I was drunk and he said he was Gay. I wasn't that convinced until he kissed the guy on the right.

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Emma had wandered off again with the camera. It looked like a 21st birthday celebration or something.

Emma's Doorman Infatuation continues...

Seriously, it's starting to worry me now.

Hayley misses out again...

Hayley chats up the Landlord's bloke only to realise he's not of a heterosexual persuasion.

Keziah's teacher...

Again, my memory lets me down. I do remember though that this woman is a teacher at Emma's daughter's school. She told us that she hadn't been in here and she wasn't drinking.

And who the hell was holding my expensive camera?

The manager...

I told the manager that we were doing a report on the local pubs in Wolverhampton and that we would favour his bar if he could obtain us some free stuff. He had run out of free stuff but gave us a drink on the house anyway. See Mr J D Wetherspoon - it does happen. People sometimes get free drinks.

Kelly...

I hope this was her name. She said she would tell everybody about the site if she appeared on it. Well - here you are...

More Doormen...

I'm bored of the doorman thing now - here's a nice little quote to keep your mind working:

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results.

Turkish Delight...

After a night on the pop, it's always essential to replace any lost stomach lining. Turkish Delight in Chapel Ash (blatant plug) always fill our every requirement at reasonable prices.

Here is Emma breaking their health and safety rules and about to squirt me with mayonnaise

Shish Kebab...

The guys at Turkish Delight wish Emma a happy birthday and we head off on our way.

The morning after...

It's not very often I take a morning after the night before picture, but I thought I'd include this one. Danielle felt the need to dress me up whilst I was very hungover and this is the result!

Well - this is as far as the Trilogy goes - unless I decide to release a prequel...