The Bouncer...

Emma also has a unhealthy obsession with doormen. I won't say anything about this chap in fear of him killing me next time i'm in town. I also won't mention his tash or his ginger hair...

Drunk...

Yes - they are.

Twins...

After much searching, I had found my long lost twin. We're not identical. Somehow the 'green gene' was passed onto him when we were concieved in a Ford Cortina Mark One at a wife-swap party, or something like that in the crazy, hippy seventies.

Busted...

The girls got arrested for using a mobile phone whilst under the influence and walking under the speed limit of 1mph. Hayley got 3 pints on her licence and Emma was charged with Dangerous Walking and GBH to me whenever I looked at another girl. Danielle got off lightly with a minor offence after stealing the fuzz's handcuffs for a spot of bedroom gymnastics.

Random Person #129...

I think this guy was in a band or something. Apparently, thy're quite good. I think this was their website: bitten red biro

The barman who wouldn't give us any free drinks...

If I was working behind the bar, I would have. It's good for the customers and it's good for business. I don't think Mr J D Wetherspoon would go bankrupt if he gave away the occasional birthday drink every now and then would he?

The singers go into a deep and meaningful about music...

Or was it about the non-free drinks policy at 'The moon under water' pub?

Meet Scott...

This bloke had driven a fair few mile to meet Danielle. They've obviously met before and from what I could tell, they fancied each other.

Except...

Danielle was preoccupied with the band member like a little love-struck groupie.

How big?...

Hayley gets to grips with the size of the gap between this bloke's arm-to-body measurement.

Another Grip...

This bloke gets to grips with the ladies.

Random people #157

These kind guys posed with Emma and wished her a Happy Birthday.

The bar was starting to empty now so we decided to move on to 'The Walkabout'

One final picture...

This guy (I think his name was Jas) was adamant (not Adam Ant) that he should appear in a photo with the birthday girl on his own and not with his mates.

The Walkabout - where dreams can come true...

Scott and Danielle seem close.

Rammed...

I don't think I've ever seen this place so full! I can't remember what this place was called before, but I do remember me and a mate (see cloth007 on the forum) coming here to a over 21's night when we were 18 or something to sing in the karaoke - I think we sang 'Take on Me' by A-Ha.