st. martin de belleville
 

Welcome to the St. Martin de Belleville video page. I was in this tiny alpine village between December 2004 and May 2006. The videos that follow are taken throughout the season and are part of the 'end of season' DVD I produced.

This is Antoine - he is typically French and a good laugh, so we decided to take the piss out of him...

 
 

Someone ate the baby...

This is Skalle - he's Danish don't you know. Anyway, this is his rendition of a semi famous piece of poetry called someone ate the baby. (He may be slightly drunk)

 
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Jumpin around...

Towards the end of the season when most of the snow had melted, we did a few experiments with the camera...

 
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St. Martin Season Calendar...

I managed to convince six girls to get their kit off for an unofficial calendar shoot...

 
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Crazy Sy...

Yes, well he is a bit...

 
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Extreme Sports...

Well, sort of...

 
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Helmet Cam...

I decided to attach my camera to a skiing helmet to get some footage. The thing was, it looked ridiculous and stood a clear foot above the top of my head. I didn't care too much, but if you look at the video, every now and then you will catch a glimpse of my shadow...

 
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The Kitchen Bitches...

Durign the season, I worked in Brewski's Bar and Restaurant. The Chef was known as 'German Mike' and was known for his German-style porn fetishes and the like. Anyway, the two kitchen hands, Will and Ben were always being bossed around by him and known as 'The Kitchen Bitches'. Here they are in action...

 

(It's not real, by the way)

 
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Mark's first attempt...

Mark is a natural snowboarder, but when his first day of skiing came, he just didn't cut it...

 
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German Mike Part Zwei...

We often had Karaoke at the bar and not one week would pass where German Mike wouldn't sing 'Sex Machine' by James Brown. I figured I would make a video to honour his performance...

 
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My Stag Do part one...

At the end of the season there was little work to do so we decided to hold a fake wedding. Most of the village got involved as I married Sarah but before that, we needed a stag do. Any excuse for a piss-up.

Here we are in 'Jack's' in the next village along in Meribel. For some reason, I thought the swedish barmaid could speak Dutch. I may have been drinking...

 
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The Stag Do part two...

After having way too many afternoon drinks, we had to ski back to our village in time for my especially arranged striptease by some rampant dutch girls. Before we did that though, I got a chance to cool down by being launched into an outdoor pool...

 
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