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After
five months of living together, all of the seasonaires have a good idea
of each others personalities. The end of season oscars provides a way
for everybody to vote for the person they feel should win a prize. As
serious as it all sounds, it was just another excuse to get absolutely
shitfaced and cause trouble. Rob (pictured above) and I warmed up for
the ceromony in my apartment with 5 Litres of beer, two bottles of wine
and not much time. Upon arrival to the ceromony, we could hardly talk,
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The
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Lou
- voted: Seasonaire of the year, Best Dancer & Best Arse It was quite obvious the votes would swing in the direction of best arse. Also, it was obvious she would win seasonaire of the year. Her kindness and constant smile won the hearts of those who lived in the tiny village they call St. Martin. As for best dancer? Well, with an arse that good, it would be hard not to vote for the moves as well. |
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Crazy
Sy - voted:
Best Boozer & Best Supporting Boozer Having accumulated bar tabs of well over 2000 Euros, he was a winner from the start. I can recall him coming into brewski's at 10am every morning before we had opened just to obtain alcohol of some sort. I don't think the guy even slept. Whatever bar you visited, he would be there. |
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Me
- voted:
Most Extreme Skier & Laziest Seasonaire Well, what can I say? Extreme skiing yes - Lazy, maybe. |
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Ricky
- voted:
Best Fancy Dress Worn on many an occasion, ricky's retro, 80's one-piece skiing costume won him the award. The Belleville challenge was witness to the dated costume and so was the actual ceromony. The hair on his head is actually real, but most days he wears it down. |
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Rob
- voted:
Best Injury & Most Stupidest Drunken Act Rob, Rob, Rob. What can I say. First he breaks his little finger in two, then he calls the boss a cock and tells him where to stick his job. Breaking your little finger may not seem much of an ordeal, but the most outrageous cast in the world which he got given in hospital was enough to swing the vote. |
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Debbie
- voted:
Biggest Tart of the Season Watch out boys, debbie is about! If she wasn't a cocktease, she was having cock one way or another. Nuff said. I love the girl though, she's wicked. |
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Lynda
- Loudest
Seasonaire of the season If you know lyn, you know this is true. A roll of masking tape may come in handy when nearby. I still love her though. |
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Bo
- voted:
Most Shaggable Female Seasonaire In the words of Rob - "Jesus". I can recall when Bo first turned up - everybody was eager to talk to her and maybe more. Too young for me at the tender age of 18, but given the chance, I would have tried. Maybe if I were 10 years younger. My god, I think I'm getting old. Isn't that what old people say? Anyway, I'd give her one.(Don't tell the missus) |
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Sebastian
- voted:
Best Male Arse of the Season Look, I didn't vote for him. Anyway, According to all of the girls (and maybe some boys), Sebastian has the best arse in St. Martin. Maybe I should have got mine out more? |
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