Work,
work & more work. It's my fault I work 6/7 days a week. If only
i'd of married that rich 37yr old I was 'seeing' when I was younger.
We'd of been divorced by now and I'd of had half her money. Oh well.
Anyway, below are the people I work with...
Audrey
Nationality:
Irish
Sex: I've never asked her for it
Babe Score: 9/10
Job: Waitress
Boozing capability: The girl can drink
Cian
(say key-an)
Nationality:
Irish
Sex: I would definately never ask him for it, but I know he's shagged
a bird at work.
Bloke score: I can't rate a bloke as sexy - that would put me on a slightly
'camp' basis.
Job: Bitch boy. When he ain't working in the bar, he gets the job of
re-stocking the bars when they need something.
Boozing capability: To be fair, I think he's a bit of a light weight.
Claire
Nationality:
Irish
Sex: She doesn't get any cos she has a boyfriend. He doesn't live here.
Babe score: 9/10
Job: Barmaid, Waitress - she does it all
Boozing capability: She's irish isn't she.
Craig
Nationality:
English
Sex: His bird probably gives him that
Bloke score: he's a funny bloke
Job: Cheesy DJ
Boozing capability: I can see a pattern forming here. Yes, he can drink
like a fish
Dan
Nationality:
English
Sex: I think he gets it, never asked him
Bloke score: if I were a bird, i'd give him a 6
Job: Barman
Boozing capability: see above
Grainne
(say Gronya)
Nationality:
Irish
Sex: She has a boyfriend
Babe score: i'd give her a 7/10
Job: Barmaid
Boozing capability: Lightweight
Jaime
(say Hi me)
Nationality:
Spanish
Sex: He's a male whore
Bloke score: A funny guy considering his limited English and my non-exsistent
Spanish
Job: Barman and pulling expert
Boozing capability: Where did all the Tia Maria go...
Kate
Nationality:
Scottish
Sex: Yes please vicar
Babe score: 9/10
Job: PR (basically, you drag people in off the street into the bar)
Boozing capability: She's Scottish
Leanne
Nationality:
Irish
Sex: She never tells me about what she does.
Babe score: 7/10
Job: Lollypop sucker and barmaid
Boozing capability: Featherweight
Marc
Nationality:
Irish
Sex: He's a bit of a ladies man
Bloke score: I still can't bring myself to give a score for the blokes.
Job: PR Manager. when all the PR's need an answer, they all turn to
Marc
Boozing capability: You have to be pissed 24/7 to be a PR
Mike
Nationality:
English
Sex: I've heard rumours, I have no proof
Bloke score: if I were a bird, i'd give him one
Job: pissed barman
Boozing capability: Not only does he drink, he also gets chucked out
from behind the bar for doing too much of it
Naomi
Nationality:
French
Sex: Je suis tres fatigue por couchez avec vous ce soir
Babe
score: 9/10
Job: cocktail barmaid extraordinaire
Boozing capability: i've seen her pissed on many an occasion
Steve
Nationality:
English
Sex: His Swedish missus ain't here at the minute so he's probably wanking
a lot.
Bloke score: he's a pain in the arse, i'll give him 2
Job: Manager
Boozing capability: He can drink, but not as much as mike
Victoria
Nationality:
Irish
Sex: last I heard, she was getting it
Babe score: shhhwiiiinnnnng! she's a babe 9/10
Job: Waitress/ barmaid
Boozing capability: Alcoholic