Klaus (see St. Martin pages) decided to visit me. He has been over before - when he does visit it is generally for one night as he comes over to visit his friend in Nerja for a few days. Anyway, he hired a car from the airport and drove over to Marbella. Upon arrival, we decided to go out and get pissed in Puerto Banus. As it was my day off the following sunrise, we went overboard. Upon arrival back home, Klaus realised that leaving his car in the car park overnight would cost him plenty dollar, so we decided to move it. Klaus asked the fateful question 'are you sober?' and obviously, in my pissed state, I answered 'yes, couuuuuuurse I am'. It then became my task to move his car from the car park to the front of my apartment (approx 500m drive). Just to set the record straight, I have never drunk-drove before, but for some reason this sounded like a good idea. Anyway, I took the car and just as I pulled into the nearest space by my flat, I scraped his hire car into the car I had just passed. He reckoned it would cost him 600 Euros to fix. I've not heard from him since he left.
To top it all off, I parked in an illegal space and he got towed away the next morning! Another 108 Euros. We'll probably laugh a few years down the way. The next day, we decided to go for a drive in the mountains to try and disguise the damage with dirt.
I don't have any pictures of the crash, damage or Klaus's angry face, but I have some random ones.